yuffie!!!

[bookpapers]

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[bookpapers]

[strolling along... in the (spins wheel) cemetery. he's in his exorcist uniform, complete with scarf and eyepatch that isn't a FLOWER]

Hey, Yuffie. How'd you sleep last night? Like a ninja?

[WOW... FUNNY]

[mogger]

[ she is giving this place a wide berth but is exploring, in her regular ninja outfit ]

Ugh, shut up! That joke wasn't even funny.

[ someone's cranky..... slept on the wrong side of the ninja bed.... no she just doesn't appreciate my comedy ]

[bookpapers]

[SHE DOESN'T APPRECIATE IT.... he snickers a little anyway]

I was wondering about that, actually. Are you a ninja?

[mogger]

[ normally she would brag about this but she's still kind of annoyed about the profile ]

What do you think, bunny?

[ hands on hips. ]

[bookpapers]

Bunny?

[cute...]

I wanna say yes, 'cause of the shuriken. That's a special kinda weapon, right?

[mogger]

Bunny rabbit! That's what your friend who kicks your ass calls you, right?

[ he can now be a bnuuy ]

It sure is! And for the record, ninjas don't say "ninja" before they do anything. That's stupid!

[bookpapers]

So you're followin' in his footsteps.

[yuffie as a mini kanda is actually so funny to think about,]

I figured, but it kind of sounds cool as a catchphrase...

[mogger]

I wouldn't say that. I mean, I'm way stronger than him, to start. And smarter! And more beautiful. .... Though he is weirdly pretty....

[ anyway ]

No! It's lame! My catchphrases are way better!

[bookpapers]

[THIS UNIVERSAL REACTION TO KANDA]

Yeah? Gimme an example.

[mogger]

[ he is ]

Well, my friend...... [ throws some loose confetti around to make an impression ]

Before you stands a rare bloom: the single white rose of Wutai! The one and only Yuffie!

[ striking a pose ]

[bookpapers]

Woah....

[he claps!!!]

...Did you get the confetti from the theater?

[mogger]

Yep! It's good for when you want to add flair to your entrances.

[bookpapers]

[he nods...]

It's a nice effect. [tilting his head] So you're from... Wutai? Is it okay to tell people that?

[mogger]

Why wouldn't it be?

[ tilting her head at him ]

[bookpapers]

What if your enemies try and follow you home?

[mogger]

Won't be a problem! ♫

Besides, are you working with my enemies? You saying you're a spy for them? [ she is being very overdramatique in a goofy fashion ]

[bookpapers]

[he puts a goofy hand to his goofy heart]

No way. I know better than to fight a ninja.

[mogger]

That's what I thought.

[ goofy alliance ]

So what about you, Lavi? Where do you come from?

[bookpapers]

Just about everywhere, feels like. [what an answer] I left home when I was a kid, so I've been on the road pretty much my whole life.

[mogger]

[ what an answer indeed ]

[ squinting a bit at him.... ]

Doing what?

[bookpapers]

[he winks at her but it's just blinking]

Training.

[mogger]

[ yuffie is like does he have something in his eye?? ]

Yeah? Training for what?

[bookpapers]

[damn.... it never works...]

To be the next Bookman. That's the name of the clan I'm from -- me and Gramps. He's the Bookman right now and I'm his apprentice.

We're basically historians.

[mogger]

[ he needs to do it in a more exaggerated fashion ]

Bookman clan? So what, part of your journey is just traveling everywhere and taking notes?

week 0, monday

[mogger]

[ what's lavi up to....... yuffie is contemplating this cursed ass bible. she has the words "sonon" and "nero" written one under the other on her torso. ]

What is everyone's obsession with this thing?

[ it's cursed??? hello?? ]