astarion... rhysand

[bookpapers]

my becks

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[haematocritical]

[ did you know it's week 4. it sure is week 4. ]

Good evening.

[bookpapers]

[it should be illegal to be week 4

Lavi looks back at him, and then away]

I'm sorry.

[I wanted her to live. I made the choice between them, but...]

[haematocritical]

[ it really should be actually. ]

...

Yes, I'm sure a lot of people are. It's fine. [ it's bloody not. ]

[bookpapers]

Took the words right outta my mouth.

[a corner of his lips quirks up]

That's what I'm gonna say when people ask me about Kanda, so.

[It's not fine.]

[haematocritical]

Well, I don’t have a lot of platitudes for people who’ve lost someone, and I’m not especially interested in receiving any in return. Luckily for you.

[ it really! is not fine! but yet here they are. ]

You could always just tell people to fuck off. Gets their hackles up, but then again they wanted to come around and poke the topic in the first place.

[bookpapers]

[at that he laughs]

Something like... 'it's not fine at all that we didn't find who killed him, but thanks for asking?'

[haematocritical]

... Oh, no. I would just tell them to fuck off, verbatim. Who's going to get huffy with you after all this?

[bookpapers]

[he looks away at that,]

You don't think it'd be kind of a shock hearing that from me?

[when he's so cute and cheerful....]

[haematocritical]

More effective that way. Do you think they'd be more surprised to hear it from me, or from you?

[ yaywon. ]

[bookpapers]

You've got a point...

[he smiles a little]

But I think you'd say it real elegantly!

[haematocritical]

Precisely! But even the most charmingly phrased insult can lose its edge over time. You'd have that edge.

[bookpapers]

I'll remember that. Thanks, Asta.

[he'll unleash a FCK U at the most jumpscare of moments]

[haematocritical]

[ i'm so glad to be of service and so is astarion. ]

It's rather cathartic.

[bookpapers]

I believe ya. Just thinking about it feels good.

[haematocritical]

[ i hope he told someone to fuck off and it was funny and awkward. ]

Liberating.

It’s certainly one way to tell people you need to be left alone for a bit.

[bookpapers]

[SDLFLSMDfLSD HE HASN'T YET bc he's a weenie at heart ig]

You'd think that with less people around, you'd get more alone time.

[haematocritical]

[ tch ]

Just more people wanting to know how you’re doing, and as there’s less people for them to check up on it’s harder to avoid them.