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[the way i harassed u on the mingle and now i'm also here,
anyway where are they (spins wheel) the communal kitchen ig, lavi is opening the fridge, hm]
You think they're gonna eat us?
[hello?]
anyway where are they (spins wheel) the communal kitchen ig, lavi is opening the fridge, hm]
You think they're gonna eat us?
[hello?]
[stuffs yaywon threads in my cheeks like a squirrel
Also Childe's probably got at least one bruise on his face. So. There's that. He doesn't seem bothered by it. The question makes him laugh, even though it probably shouldn't because at this point nothing is really off the table,,,]
Maybe, but they probably changed their mind after how we behaved yesterday.
Also Childe's probably got at least one bruise on his face. So. There's that. He doesn't seem bothered by it. The question makes him laugh, even though it probably shouldn't because at this point nothing is really off the table,,,]
Maybe, but they probably changed their mind after how we behaved yesterday.
[A BRUISE????? lavi looks at it, that bruise looks like home, wow. but Childe seems perfectly fine, so Lavi won't mention it,]
Skip the seasoning, and just straight to the stabbing?
[why are they making jokes about this this could really happen]
Skip the seasoning, and just straight to the stabbing?
[why are they making jokes about this this could really happen]
[WHAT DO YOU MEAN "LOOKS LIKE HOME"
Also I forgot to mention he's probably back in his normal clothes by now and also has tiny friend which is wearing an equally tiny party hat.]
Well, if they give us a good fight out of it, I won't complain. [stop]
Also I forgot to mention he's probably back in his normal clothes by now and also has tiny friend which is wearing an equally tiny party hat.]
Well, if they give us a good fight out of it, I won't complain. [stop]
[reminds him of War,
SEELIE!!! ZHONGLI!!!!!!!!!! Lavi looks at it with great interest, though his gaze immediately slants over to Childe, also interested]
You a soldier?
[IT SAID FIGHTING ON HIS PROFILE, AND ESPIONAGE? maybe he's just a thrill seeker,]
SEELIE!!! ZHONGLI!!!!!!!!!! Lavi looks at it with great interest, though his gaze immediately slants over to Childe, also interested]
You a soldier?
[IT SAID FIGHTING ON HIS PROFILE, AND ESPIONAGE? maybe he's just a thrill seeker,]
[ZHONGLI????]
Haha, was it that obvious? [yes... he's not crazy about his DEETS being out there for god and everyone to see, but, eh. It's fine. He likes things straightforward anyway.] That's right! I serve Her Majesty the Tsaritsa.
[Though by now he knows that they're from an assortment of worlds, so he doesn't really expect that to mean anything]
Haha, was it that obvious? [yes... he's not crazy about his DEETS being out there for god and everyone to see, but, eh. It's fine. He likes things straightforward anyway.] That's right! I serve Her Majesty the Tsaritsa.
[Though by now he knows that they're from an assortment of worlds, so he doesn't really expect that to mean anything]
[i just think of zhongli and childe kissing their seelies when they could be kissing each other,
It's funky how it sounds familiar, but it's not actually the same. Lavi just looks more and more interested, me: desperate to ask if the tsaritsa's cute, knowing she hasn't appeared yet]
And that little guy too?
[he points at the seelie]
It's funky how it sounds familiar, but it's not actually the same. Lavi just looks more and more interested, me: desperate to ask if the tsaritsa's cute, knowing she hasn't appeared yet]
And that little guy too?
[he points at the seelie]
[Maybe someday genshin will remember that they're the main characters... also please don't ask if the Tsaritsa is cute because then Childe would be duty-bound to kill Lavi about it and that's awkward
The question surprises a laugh out of him.]
This? [He pokes the Seelie, and it does a little twirl.] No, no, it's just a Seelie. At least, I think so. It's behaving a little oddly, but that can't really be helped.
The question surprises a laugh out of him.]
This? [He pokes the Seelie, and it does a little twirl.] No, no, it's just a Seelie. At least, I think so. It's behaving a little oddly, but that can't really be helped.
[WHY DIDN'T I MAKE LAVI ASK IF THE TSARITSA IS CUTE punches the ground,]
So it's a spirit?
[!! interested.... he fishes into his pocket, and pulls out a small tear-shaped object]
Dunno if it's the same, but my Golem doesn't work the way it's supposed to either. Except mine's not a spirit, just a device.
So it's a spirit?
[!! interested.... he fishes into his pocket, and pulls out a small tear-shaped object]
Dunno if it's the same, but my Golem doesn't work the way it's supposed to either. Except mine's not a spirit, just a device.
Something like that. I'm not sure anyone knows for sure, [Well. Zhongli might but Childe never asked him] but legend has it they were a distant race once.
[He looks at the object with interest, though.]
A golem? [He's immediately imagining something this enormous]
[He looks at the object with interest, though.]
A golem? [He's immediately imagining something this enormous]
[WHY WOULD HE CARRY SOMETHING THAT BIG IN HIS POCKET?
lavi opens his hand, and the tear-shaped object opens its BIG GOLEM EYE and it's BIG GOLEM WINGS -- and floats above Lavi's head. ]
It's supposed to let me contact my comrades and do a bunch of other stuff, but all it does is follow me around now.
lavi opens his hand, and the tear-shaped object opens its BIG GOLEM EYE and it's BIG GOLEM WINGS -- and floats above Lavi's head. ]
It's supposed to let me contact my comrades and do a bunch of other stuff, but all it does is follow me around now.
[HELP WHAT IS THAT THING. Childe watches it curiously, more or less unfazed because he sees weird shit all the time.
Would Lavi let him shoot it down if he had his bow... asking for a friend...]
Best case scenario, that would mean they're not here, right? [Like. He's not gonna try to be super genki optimistic or anything, but it is a possibility.]
Would Lavi let him shoot it down if he had his bow... asking for a friend...]
Best case scenario, that would mean they're not here, right? [Like. He's not gonna try to be super genki optimistic or anything, but it is a possibility.]
[STOP? unfortunately lavi would say yes if childe lets him watch, rip golem
at that, Lavi looks surprised, as if the thought hadn't even occurred to him.]
I guess, yeah. [...] We bring our golems on all our missions. So if they bit it during a fight, then maybe Golem would know.
at that, Lavi looks surprised, as if the thought hadn't even occurred to him.]
I guess, yeah. [...] We bring our golems on all our missions. So if they bit it during a fight, then maybe Golem would know.
[oh, childe's pretty quick huh.]
Yup. They're all different shapes, and they each have a tracker. That's how mine follows me around.
[also kanda's golem is in love with him and allen gets a super cute golem since he's the MC but lavi's is just Normal, thank god.]
Yup. They're all different shapes, and they each have a tracker. That's how mine follows me around.
[also kanda's golem is in love with him and allen gets a super cute golem since he's the MC but lavi's is just Normal, thank god.]
[teucer definitely needs a tracker, yeah]
How old is he? [he hovers his hand around like five year old height] This small?
How old is he? [he hovers his hand around like five year old height] This small?
[imagine genshin about to tell us that teucer is immortal,]
Eight! He must be terrifying. [(affectionate)] I know I definitely was.
[did lavi also wander out of adult supervision and talk to strangers, yeah]
Eight! He must be terrifying. [(affectionate)] I know I definitely was.
[did lavi also wander out of adult supervision and talk to strangers, yeah]
You're telling me! Last year, he snuck onto a boat and sailed all the way to another country just to come find me. I nearly had a heart attack when I saw him there.
[WHERE DOES TEUCER GET IT FROM surely it's not from Childe's relentless spoiling.......]
[WHERE DOES TEUCER GET IT FROM surely it's not from Childe's relentless spoiling.......]
[CHILDE..... i can't blame childe bc i feel like the whole family spoils teucer]
Okay, that definitely beats anything I've done. [he's laughing,] I followed Gramps to a couple of war zones before, but he was always around.
[says lavi, unaware that it's basically war all the time in genshin.]
Maybe your brother's got a tracker on you? How'd he know where to find ya?
Okay, that definitely beats anything I've done. [he's laughing,] I followed Gramps to a couple of war zones before, but he was always around.
[says lavi, unaware that it's basically war all the time in genshin.]
Maybe your brother's got a tracker on you? How'd he know where to find ya?
[yeah they do
Also he looks INCREDIBLY PAINED. Maybe he should start wearing a tracker... but no, then Teucer would follow him around even more...]
He didn't. A friend of mine [Traveler would not call him a friend but they're not here to argue about it] ran across him by chance, and brought him to me.
Also he looks INCREDIBLY PAINED. Maybe he should start wearing a tracker... but no, then Teucer would follow him around even more...]
He didn't. A friend of mine [Traveler would not call him a friend but they're not here to argue about it] ran across him by chance, and brought him to me.
[whistles]
Terrifying and lucky. How hard did you scold him?
[thinking of his gramps punching him in the head]
Terrifying and lucky. How hard did you scold him?
[thinking of his gramps punching him in the head]
[UH....... YEAH..... SCOLDING....... HE DEFINITELY DID THAT.........]
Ahaha... enough... [LISTEN,] I wrote to my parents as soon as he was on the ship home, so I'm sure they'll keep an eye on him for a while. If nothing else, my little sister won't let him out of her sight.
Ahaha... enough... [LISTEN,] I wrote to my parents as soon as he was on the ship home, so I'm sure they'll keep an eye on him for a while. If nothing else, my little sister won't let him out of her sight.
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