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[ he’s just looking at him and the look clearly says “what the fuck is your world” ]

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[HEHEHE]

They've got guns everywhere, man. Wherever you think you can put a gun, it's probably there.

[psynchronise]

Foot gun?

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[. . . . .]

Rocket feet that can also shoot bullets.

[psynchronise]

Why.

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[HE SHRUGS]

Weapons, man! They evolve to whatever form can kill the most humans. Or kill them in the most surprising ways.

We always have to keep on our toes when we're fighting them.

[psynchronise]

[ wait ]

Wait, they evolved… weapons. They evolve weapons. They have gun feet, not… holding a gun with… claws?

[ error, brain rebooting ]

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[why is that icon so funny]

Maybe it helps them hold other stuff in their claws....?

[psynchronise]

[ he is suffering. ]

What other stuff??

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Giant knives. More guns? Sometimes bombs. It's really endless.

[psynchronise]

That sounds like the biggest headache. Ever.

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[pats him on the back]

That's why we've got Exorcists! Plus, I've got a friend who has an eye who lets him spot Akuma. He's made our lives a whole lot easier.

[psynchronise]

[ huh. ]

Just... an eye that does some magical radar stuff? People are born with those?

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[shakes his head]

...Nah. He's a special case. An Akuma attacked him when he was a kid, and cursed his eye so that he'd see their souls.

[psynchronise]

[ pulls a face. ]

Yikes.

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You know what the most messed up part of that is? It's that he's glad it happened. ...He's happy that he can see their souls, even though they're beyond grotesque.

[...]

Exorcists exist to destroy Akuma, but Allen's always wanted to save them.

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[ ... ]

That sounds like a martyr complex.