But he's fine with making Lavi sit and wait for him after hearing about how shitty the swamp is, so he doesn't argue with that and instead focuses on picking his way through this forest. Since it is their first time here we can say they wander... IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SPIDERS... will Lavi show his overconfidence here or will he just drag them off in another direction]
I ROLLED FOR SPIDERS I GUESS LAVI JUST FOLLOWS ALONG WITH KANDA TO WHERE THE DOG-SPIDERS ARE??? He stops mid-stride suddenly, almost TRIPPING and falling on his face?]
What --
[and he looks down at the tangle of sticky webbing that's clinging to his shoe, and then suddenly he looks up to see... more webs? all entangled in the branches?]
Yuu! Watch out!!
[anyway as soon as he calls out shelob but dog-sized fcking drops down from the trees and attempts to blast kanda with webs.... get webbed idiod]
[I ROLLED AN 18 so Lavi does a running jump to land directly on the head of the spider before it EATS KANDA. not the same panache as a lenalee kick but thank god he's learned some of her moves anyway,
he reaches down to pull at the webbing in a frantic attempt to free at least one of kanda's LEGS]
[I FINALLY GOT A DECENT ROLL GOD okay he can also kick this one in honor of Lenalee. They're doing her proud out here. HE'S GOING TO DRAW MUGEN, ARE WE GOING TO HAVE TO REPORT SPIDER MURDERS TO LOCATION CHANGES]
[I GUESS SO MAYBE? IM SURE THERE ARE SO MANY MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM LIKE THERE ARE 5000 SHELOBS OUT THERE PROBABLY
anyway Lavi takes out his new weapon!]
Ta-da!
[it's a............. miniature pick he stole from the tower. i have no idea if it's any bigger than his hammer. this is personally so funny to me. he'll take out his hammer too so he can dual wield two tiny weapons, and then shifts around so that he's back to back with Kanda because the shelob lotr spiders wanna eat them so bad they're surrounding them,]
Woah, this brings back memories. [LAST TIME IT WAS A GIANT DEMON AKUMA BABY]
[i was gonna say yeah but then they'd die.... and we icly showed up in tues party and wed event so we can't say they died here.... tch
ig ONLY ONE OF LAVI'S ARMS GET WEBBED, HE'S STILL A FREE ELF. shoves kanda to the side to avoid the next spiderman webs and smashes a spider aside with his MINIATURE PICK]
Also I checked with the mods and apparently there's just a weirdly endless amount of spiders so they can kill these ones. I only rolled a dang 11 so I guess Kanda can get freed enough to slice off the legs of the nearest spider even as Lavi fuckin bodies him out of the way... HE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS]
[Lavi straightens, taking a beat or two to listen and scan their surroundings again -- alert and tense -- and then he throws his arms out in the air once it's obvious that they KILLED ALL THE SPIDERS, bouncing over to throw his arms annoyingly around Kanda]
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But he's fine with making Lavi sit and wait for him after hearing about how shitty the swamp is, so he doesn't argue with that and instead focuses on picking his way through this forest. Since it is their first time here we can say they wander... IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SPIDERS... will Lavi show his overconfidence here or will he just drag them off in another direction]
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I ROLLED FOR SPIDERS I GUESS LAVI JUST FOLLOWS ALONG WITH KANDA TO WHERE THE DOG-SPIDERS ARE??? He stops mid-stride suddenly, almost TRIPPING and falling on his face?]
What --
[and he looks down at the tangle of sticky webbing that's clinging to his shoe, and then suddenly he looks up to see... more webs? all entangled in the branches?]
Yuu! Watch out!!
[anyway as soon as he calls out shelob but dog-sized fcking drops down from the trees and attempts to blast kanda with webs.... get webbed idiod]
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What the hell--
[WHY ARE THESE SPIDERS SO DAMN BIG]
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he reaches down to pull at the webbing in a frantic attempt to free at least one of kanda's LEGS]
Shit -- what are these -- demon spiders?!
[another spider launches itself at them hi]
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Do you have a damn weapon yet?!
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anyway Lavi takes out his new weapon!]
Ta-da!
[it's a............. miniature pick he stole from the tower. i have no idea if it's any bigger than his hammer. this is personally so funny to me. he'll take out his hammer too so he can dual wield two tiny weapons, and then shifts around so that he's back to back with Kanda because the shelob lotr spiders wanna eat them so bad they're surrounding them,]
Woah, this brings back memories. [LAST TIME IT WAS A GIANT DEMON AKUMA BABY]
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Right, Yuu?
[looks behind him and sees him get webbed]
What the --
[also gets webbed because he's distracted]
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ig ONLY ONE OF LAVI'S ARMS GET WEBBED, HE'S STILL A FREE ELF. shoves kanda to the side to avoid the next spiderman webs and smashes a spider aside with his MINIATURE PICK]
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Also I checked with the mods and apparently there's just a weirdly endless amount of spiders so they can kill these ones. I only rolled a dang 11 so I guess Kanda can get freed enough to slice off the legs of the nearest spider even as Lavi fuckin bodies him out of the way... HE DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS]
Why are they so damn big?!
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Makes it easier to hit them!
[SMASHES ANOTHER SPIDER ASIDE WITH HIS TINY WEAPON DUAL WIELDING!!! ROLLED A 17 SO HE GETS RID OF HIS SHARE OF SPIDERS IG]
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Victory!
[YAY]
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Stupid Rabbit!
[GET OFF HIM IT'S NOT AFFECTION WEEK ANYMORE]
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he'll let Kanda go before he gets stabbed though,]
It's been a while since we've fought together! I like it much better than standing on the sidelines.
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[Refuses to admit it was satisfying]
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Did ya get stung? Lemme see.
[fusses]
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[And SPIDER BLOOD god the way his outfit is still damaged from Aqua because we have nothing to fix it with]
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Maybe we should ask Laudna if she can fix your coat.
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[Embroidery vs. sewing... the way Kanda knows such random shit I feel]
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Yeah... but maybe she can sew stuff too! Can't hurt to ask, right?
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[NUKES THIS THREAD FOR A CUTE DATE PLEASE MY FERRIS WHEEL]