KARLACHHHHH

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one day ill have images prepared

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[wouldn't it be wild if it was rondo

the pets get an excited boof, and the dog barrels lavi over to lick his face. hi!!]

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[LISTEN MAYBE IT IS!!!!

Lavi immediately gets bowled over and gets his face enthusiastically licked --]

Woah, woah!! Was that a yes or are you just excited?

[hugs this cute doggie....]

Where did you come from anyway?

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[this dog seems very, very content to be hugged. almost like he is very used to it. he can't answer because he's a dog, but he pants happily in lavi's face, tail wagging.

there's a collar around his neck - if lavi looks, it reads scratch.]

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[Lavi peeks at the collar and --]

Hey, you're the lamb!

[NO HE'S A DOG.... he clambers to his feet, still petting,]

Where's Karlach?

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[and the tail goes wild, at the mention of her name!!

he barks, hopping up to his feet, and just takes off into the woods? okay bye i guess

does lavi follow... he can probably hear someone yelling in the distance too, now.]

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[Lavi follows!!!

actually he SPEEDS UP WHEN HE HEARS THE YELLING???? WHAT'S GOING ON?]

-- Karlach?!

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[THIS ICON HELP

what is going on is there are like three huge spiders trying to bite karlach, who is only just barely fending them off with her bare hands because she still does not have a weapon

hi lavi]

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[KARLACH!!!

well he's immediately going to throw himself at one of these spiders, very valiantly, with a roll of 6, so he just kind of bodyslams into it and sends both it and him sprawling to the ground.



thanks lavi. sure hope SCRATCH is doing a BETTER JOB!!!!]

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[WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SEVENTEENS

well, there goes that spider. scratch barks angrily and jumps on it to try and help.

in other news i rolled a FUCKING ONE SO ONE OF THE SPIDERS BITES KARLACH I GUESS WE'RE GOING TO DIE ON A MONDAY]

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[LISTEN also NO MORE ROLLING WE CAN'T RETCON KARLACH AND LAVI DYING TO SPIDERS,

which means Lavi will roll up and take out his TINY hammer and MINIATURE pick that he stole from the tower and dual wield his way into taking out another spider,]

Where'd these even come from!?

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[but what if i want to die to spiders]

No idea! Popped out of fucking nowhere, nasty fuckers! [she does not have a weapon so she just punches a spider in the face. scratch chews on the leg of another one.]