theater....... (stinkbombed)

[bookpapers]

i need to find a... shitpost.... if u will

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[drymonster]

Ugh. I DON'T and it's pissing me off because talking to him last Monday was part of what prompted me to do this in the first place!! Don't tell me I need to have a plan and then leave your own shit a mystery!!

[ ...hands over the paper and pen ]

I, Lavi, hereby establish the following in regards to all items in my possession that were obtained during the expeditions beyond the fog, both those I obtained myself and that which was entrusted to me by Yuu Kanda:

In the event that I become unable to properly safeguard these items due to either death or monster affliction, ownership shall be transferred to the living and unafflicted residents of the village of Scawwy. They can be retrieved from my room at the Haunted House.

If that sounds good, go ahead and sign.

[bookpapers]

[he grins at the first part as he reads it over, and then he signs the bottom with his name]

Thanks for following up. Now we don't need to worry about these extremely important items that we still don't know much about.

[undread]

Oh! I have an important item, too.

[showing a jar with an eyeball in it. the emotion is "pay attention to me instead!"]

[drymonster]

Nice! Want me to write one for you too?

[undread]

Well, why do I need one? If you want to borrow it, I'd be happy to let you.

[drymonster]

Um, well, it would just be a precaution for if both you and Astarion-san somehow end up dead tomorrow. We don't actually think of any of us are going to die, but we want to make sure these items don't get lost if we do, you know? If you die, whatever you owned goes away with you unless you officially leave it to someone. Someone who is also still alive.

[undread]

Well...

[smiling at him?]

I won't die. So don't worry.

[bookpapers]

[LAUDNA]

Ooooh! Yours is so much cooler than mine.

[if lavi was at a different canonpoint he'd freak out but fortunately he's safe]

Wanna sign one of Totty's slips too?

[undread]

That's alright. If you want to borrow it, you can just come ask me!

[mogger]

[ looks at the eyeball for two seconds and then immediately looks back at laudna ]

[undread]

[looks back at her...?]

[mogger]

[ looks at her.... ]

[undread]

[looks...?]

[drymonster]

One worry down, ninety-nine to go!

[ takes a picture of the signed document on his phone for backup in case the original gets BURNED UP IN A CREMATORIUM OR SOMETHING ]

[bookpapers]

[NARROWS EYES AT YOU.......... THIS BETTER NOT BE A DEATHFLAG]

The grind never stops...

[drymonster]

[ PLEASE WE'VE ALL BEEN THINKING IT SINCE THE MOMENT THAT LOCATION SHOWED UP ]

Nope...

[scrapdraught]

[glancing over like??? Hi she is the only conscious attendee who has had no cyoa.]

What's all this about?

[drymonster]

Oh, whenever a group gets pulled into one of those other worlds on Thursdays, on the way back, they get a box and a jar from this weird room in the fog that seem to contain... something's body parts, and some other weird creepy things that may or may not be related? Supposedly they're important, we're thinking maybe they're pieces of the god the cult is trying to summon...? For a ritual of some kind, at least.

Anyway. Since your possessions disappear when you die unless you officially entrust them to someone, and we don't know who's going to be alive tomorrow, we're trying to make sure they don't vanish if everyone who had a claim to them dies.

[scrapdraught]

[oof. Okay.]

I, uh. Heard they were giving you all bits and pieces. Didn't know about the ownership thing though.

[would prefer not to be thinking about Daan and his stupid loose spine tonight but here we are!! The mood is now numb.]

[drymonster]

I don't think we know for a fact how it works, but we don't want to take any risks either.

[scrapdraught]

Smart move.

I was trying to ask War more about the organs just today. He couldn't give me a straight answer.

Frankly, if they're going to bring about the cult's god, we might be better off getting rid of them.

But I was also wondering if they weren't components for another spell. Maybe that resurrection ritual all the dead keep hinting at.

[bookpapers]

So that's what they meant by rocks and body parts and oviposition?

[bookpapers]

Making sure our trip souvenirs stay on this side, in case any of us bites it.

[cheerful lavi!!!]

[scrapdraught]

Don't jinx it, geez.

[drymonster]

Honestly, that was just a way more succinct way of saying what I said.