[oh right childe weighs 10 more pounds than him. he has a photographic memory that's why he remembers this it's not because he's obsessed with childe, IT'S NOT]
Actually, yeah, you can boost me. I'll find the exit real quick.
[so much confidence from a guy with only one eye, wow]
[I keep forgetting Lavi has an eyepatch help. ALSO HELP x2 LAVI........
Anyway Childe will do that thing where people crouch down and like, cup their hands together so that the other person can step up into it and then climb on the booster's shoulders!! Childe is kneeling for u Lavi how do u feel]
the nice thing is that lavi isn't insanely horny like itsuki, but he's still like a teenager, ig he feels kind of embarrassed which confuses him because he is literally the one at fault here.
anyway, he like puts his boot in Childe's hand and moves to sit on his shoulders, but in that tentative sort of way where you're not sure if the guy you have a crush on can actually hold your weight since he's like one of those slender ikemen]
Childe is obviously totally oblivious to all of this, especially since he can't see Lavi's face; he just boosts him up and carefully keeps him steady. He's nerfed here but he's still, like, soldier-strong so it's not really that hard.]
[IMAGINE THE GUY YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THROWING YOU HEAD FIRST AT THE ENEMY WIELDING A CHAINSAW
thankfully Lavi is used to being swung around in strange, albeit effective(??) ways, especially in the middle of a fight where anything apparently can HAPPEN, so he kinds of tucks his body in so he can collide with this poor scarecrow's head with his shoulder, instead of like face to face
THE FORCE OF IT IS ENOUGH TO PUSH IT BACK MAYBE esp with childe's leggy tackle, where's the chainsaw in all of this, lavi would be more concerned but now he's really falling since scarecrows have such soft heads, it just COMES OFF WHEN HE COLLIDES INTO IT.
[WHY IS LAVI USED TO THIS HELLO HELP!!!! (Lavi voice) I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me
But DOWN THEIR ENEMY GOES it is probably also extremely startled because what kind of maniacs just run at towards its chainsaw??? THIS IS A SCARECROW RIGHTS VIOLATION. The chainsaw goes flying and unfortunately does not magically turn off so they should probably get that... which Childe will do, actually, since the scarecrow is just kind of flailing around uselessly.]
[CONTEMPLATING LIFE'S MYSTERIESLMFKDSJHG I HATE THIS
But with some fumbling (THIS IS DANGEROUS??) he will turn the chainsaw off, phew. He keeps it in one hand and extends the other in offering, in case Lavi wants to get up.]
Haha, what can I say! I have to find opponents where I can.
[Lavi will accept that hand! It's not gay if it's just to help him up!]
...I've got this feeling before, but you must feel pretty antsy huh? [since he sees that Childe enjoys fighting, but they're in hell where the only fighting is on cyoas or murder night.]
Why do you like to fight so much?
[he doesn't sound critical or judging, just curious.]
A little! It's a bit boring, but I make do. [There's the gym, at least! And he can always provoke Scaramouche into trying to murder him when he really wants some exercise.
And, easily--] It's what I was born to do, of course.
Lavi tilts his head because it's not unbelievable, it makes sense? from what he's learned of Childe so far? He's part of an army who fights on behalf of a ruler, but 'born to do' is different from saying 'because I'm a soldier'. because if he'd meant the latter, then he'd probably have just said that?]
But how do you know that? Is that what your parents told you?
[he's curious..............!! WHAT'S THE STORY!!! CHILDE!!!]
[YOU CAN'T DEFLECT FROM LAVI'S INTOXICATED CRUSH WITH CHISCARA]
No, no, nothing like that. You've never met a kid who knew exactly what they wanted to be when they grew up? [No little wannabe sailors or tiny teenage librarians? That's not really sincere and Childe knows it, but. They have only known each other for a week.]
I did go on an adventure when I was younger, though, not too long before I joined the Fatui. You could say that's what helped me realize it.
lavi gets the sort of face that's like 'actually i have met a kid who knew exactly what they wanted to be, because that kid is me', but this ain't about him? Instead, he's looking at Childe like he's happy to learn all of this about him, which he would be -- but it's also kind of bass boosted because he thinks Childe is super cute...... weird. he'll unpack all that later, for now,]
A journey that helped you realize it... [WAR?] You sure are mysterious...
[this is just looping back to their first week pc except instead of being frustrated, he just feels intrigued (gay)]
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Also Childe isn't really super competitive but he does like winning, so--]
Alright, sure. Are you sure you don't want me to boost you? [Childe only weighs like 10 pounds more than Lavi does but]
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Actually, yeah, you can boost me. I'll find the exit real quick.
[so much confidence from a guy with only one eye, wow]
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Anyway Childe will do that thing where people crouch down and like, cup their hands together so that the other person can step up into it and then climb on the booster's shoulders!! Childe is kneeling for u Lavi how do u feel]
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the nice thing is that lavi isn't insanely horny like itsuki, but he's still like a teenager, ig he feels kind of embarrassed which confuses him because he is literally the one at fault here.
anyway, he like puts his boot in Childe's hand and moves to sit on his shoulders, but in that tentative sort of way where you're not sure if the guy you have a crush on can actually hold your weight since he's like one of those slender ikemen]
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Childe is obviously totally oblivious to all of this, especially since he can't see Lavi's face; he just boosts him up and carefully keeps him steady. He's nerfed here but he's still, like, soldier-strong so it's not really that hard.]
How's it look?
1/2
Um.
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and also a scarecrow making a mad dash in their direction, chain saw aloft]
-- On your right!!
[a few seconds before it probably comes busting out of the corn]
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Unfortunately for Lavi Childe doesn't want to topple over so his instinct is to hold onto Lavi's legs as he dodges out of the way]
Ahaha, now this is interesting! [CHILDE?] Ready? [FOR WHAT?!]
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But Lavi keeps his balance as Childe moves?? just kind of instinctively shifting his center of gravity so that he doesn't fall over like a noodle,]
-- For what?!
[REPEATS YOUR BRACKETS]
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well
it's actually worse because--]
Aim for its head!
[HE'S JUST YEETING LAVI AT THE SCARECROW'S FUCKIN HEAD while he dives for its legs to try and take it down]
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thankfully Lavi is used to being swung around in strange, albeit effective(??) ways, especially in the middle of a fight where anything apparently can HAPPEN, so he kinds of tucks his body in so he can collide with this poor scarecrow's head with his shoulder, instead of like face to face
THE FORCE OF IT IS ENOUGH TO PUSH IT BACK MAYBE esp with childe's leggy tackle, where's the chainsaw in all of this, lavi would be more concerned but now he's really falling since scarecrows have such soft heads, it just COMES OFF WHEN HE COLLIDES INTO IT.
but it's still fighting as a treat for childe]
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But DOWN THEIR ENEMY GOES it is probably also extremely startled because what kind of maniacs just run at towards its chainsaw??? THIS IS A SCARECROW RIGHTS VIOLATION. The chainsaw goes flying and unfortunately does not magically turn off so they should probably get that... which Childe will do, actually, since the scarecrow is just kind of flailing around uselessly.]
Good one!
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Lavi rolls onto his back and props himself up by his elbows, contemplating life's mysteries.]
Think that was all you man.
[IT WAS LITERALLY ALL CHILDE, CHILDE DID IT ALL]
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But with some fumbling (THIS IS DANGEROUS??) he will turn the chainsaw off, phew. He keeps it in one hand and extends the other in offering, in case Lavi wants to get up.]
Haha, what can I say! I have to find opponents where I can.
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...I've got this feeling before, but you must feel pretty antsy huh? [since he sees that Childe enjoys fighting, but they're in hell where the only fighting is on cyoas or murder night.]
Why do you like to fight so much?
[he doesn't sound critical or judging, just curious.]
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But that makes him laugh as he helps Lavi up.]
A little! It's a bit boring, but I make do. [There's the gym, at least! And he can always provoke Scaramouche into trying to murder him when he really wants some exercise.
And, easily--] It's what I was born to do, of course.
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Lavi tilts his head because it's not unbelievable, it makes sense? from what he's learned of Childe so far? He's part of an army who fights on behalf of a ruler, but 'born to do' is different from saying 'because I'm a soldier'. because if he'd meant the latter, then he'd probably have just said that?]
But how do you know that? Is that what your parents told you?
[he's curious..............!! WHAT'S THE STORY!!! CHILDE!!!]
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No, no, nothing like that. You've never met a kid who knew exactly what they wanted to be when they grew up? [No little wannabe sailors or tiny teenage librarians? That's not really sincere and Childe knows it, but. They have only known each other for a week.]
I did go on an adventure when I was younger, though, not too long before I joined the Fatui. You could say that's what helped me realize it.
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lavi gets the sort of face that's like 'actually i have met a kid who knew exactly what they wanted to be, because that kid is me', but this ain't about him? Instead, he's looking at Childe like he's happy to learn all of this about him, which he would be -- but it's also kind of bass boosted because he thinks Childe is super cute...... weird. he'll unpack all that later, for now,]
A journey that helped you realize it... [WAR?] You sure are mysterious...
[this is just looping back to their first week pc except instead of being frustrated, he just feels intrigued (gay)]
But I guess I like that about ya.
[(more gay)]