[REALLY?? anyway lavi reaches up to tug the blindfold off, and surprise! he is a normal boy who was just wearing a blindfold!]
I lost my sight earlier, so I'm practicing moving around in case it happens again. But there's only so much I can do on my own, y'know? So wanna spar with me?
[STOP LAVI IS SO STUPID ABOUT HIS EYEPATCH HE EVEN SHOWERS WITH IT ON
he knew childe would say yes... lavi shakes his head]
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's different. You haven't felt weird at all today? Like, stuff you should be able to do not working out, or forgetting how to do something?
[SWEET SHIKI TAISHOU... I almost made him childe's item but no it's mini seelie]
Haha, you could say that! Normally, these are much more fluid--I shift to whatever I need. [They are weirdly solid versions of his water blades... but they're close enough.]
Same here. I can change the size of my hammer. Well, not anymore, otherwise I'd change it so it could fit in my pocket.
[and not have to carry it around all the TIME why can't he have the genshin thing where he puts it somewhere and it disappears,
he takes a few steps back to make some room, then ties the blindfold around his face. this is terrible idea but getting his ass kicked is good for science]
[lavi's really wearing a blindfold and has the gall to smile, just shy of cocky. He moves into his stance, loosely gripping his hammer. i can't believe i turned this into a fight thread what was i thinking.]
You're gonna have to be quick, cause I'm not holding back.
[he actually will hold back until he realizes he shouldn't, but it's fine. anyway he keeps still, then twists his body -- bringing the hammer into a swing straight towards what he thinks is Childe's left, since he's fcking blind]
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Lavi immediately pauses, and then raises an arm.]
Hey, good timing! Can ya help me out with something?
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That depends on what it is.
[AGREE TO NOTHING WITHOUT DETAILS]
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[REALLY?? anyway lavi reaches up to tug the blindfold off, and surprise! he is a normal boy who was just wearing a blindfold!]
I lost my sight earlier, so I'm practicing moving around in case it happens again. But there's only so much I can do on my own, y'know? So wanna spar with me?
[point a to point b?]
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He's right, though! Childe's tune immediately changes, because of course it does]
Sure, of course. [OF COURSE!! Good on Lavi for being smart] But--what do you mean, you lost your sight? Was it something like the library again?
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he knew childe would say yes... lavi shakes his head]
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's different. You haven't felt weird at all today? Like, stuff you should be able to do not working out, or forgetting how to do something?
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But, oh--recognition dawns on Childe's face.]
I did have some trouble counting earlier... is that what's going on?
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I'm pretty sure it is. I don't forget stuff, ever.
And then I forgot what fish are... It has to be because of hell.
[(lavi voice) im too smart to suffer like this]
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I'm losing my mind though]
That explains that phone conversation... [THE BICKER POLL]
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...You can forget about that if you want.
[childe can forget things! he's allowed!]
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That makes him laugh, though.]
I don't think it works that way, comrade.
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Do ya wanna fight or not....
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Sure, sure. Let me go grab a weapon, I'll be right back.
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when Childe gets back, he'll see Lavi waiting! With a hammer that I forgot to mention earlier but I guess it was like nearby for this,]
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Childe, in turn, will come back with these!! Waow]
Looks like we got lucky this time!
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Lavi immediately comes on over to look at the DAGGERS with obvious interest,]
Damn, those look nice... So you're a dual wielder?
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Haha, you could say that! Normally, these are much more fluid--I shift to whatever I need. [They are weirdly solid versions of his water blades... but they're close enough.]
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Same here. I can change the size of my hammer. Well, not anymore, otherwise I'd change it so it could fit in my pocket.
[and not have to carry it around all the TIME why can't he have the genshin thing where he puts it somewhere and it disappears,
he takes a few steps back to make some room, then ties the blindfold around his face. this is terrible idea but getting his ass kicked is good for science]
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[THEY ARE MEANT TO BE MISERABLE or at least slightly annoyed.
He lets Lavi do this, though. It's fine.]
You can go ahead and strike first, I'll match you.
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[lavi's really wearing a blindfold and has the gall to smile, just shy of cocky. He moves into his stance, loosely gripping his hammer. i can't believe i turned this into a fight thread what was i thinking.]
You're gonna have to be quick, cause I'm not holding back.
[he actually will hold back until he realizes he shouldn't, but it's fine. anyway he keeps still, then twists his body -- bringing the hammer into a swing straight towards what he thinks is Childe's left, since he's fcking blind]