the redhead hunter

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week zero, sunday

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[when hunter enters the kitchen he'll see lavi wave at him from his seat on the counter,]

Still got that twinkie?

[counterclocked]

Yeah, I didn't exactly have it in my pocket when we got carted over here...

[tragic!!]

I'm guessing there's nothing better here, then?

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Doesn't seem to be a lot. Fridge's empty.

Maybe we should have saved some of that pizza.

[except SOMEONE was EATING IT ALL]

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Well, if the whole seven weeks and six days thing is true, they have to feed us something.

[a pause.]

Unless they don't. I still don't know how this works.

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Wasn't much of a Q&A, huh. All I got was that they work for Satan? And that Satan likes throwing parties, and that whoever beats him in a drinking contest gets to go home.

Probably.

[counterclocked]

Oh. They did also tell me that in the almost two months before the party they're going to spend that time reminding us of all our shortcomings and bringing our worst nightmares to life. So.

[bleak]

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...Great.

[NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN....... he grimaces, it's a very wide grimace.]

All that and then a party? The end really doesn't fit with the rest.

week zero, monday

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[lavi opens a cabinet in the science lab and stares at the unmarked beakers full of different colored chemicals

and a little beaker with a label that says 'distilled water']

At least they labeled something.

[counterclocked]

...Yeah, maybe we should stay away from the vast majority of stuff here that's unmarked.

[Never Trust Schools]

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[lavi gently closes the door, then glances at the Scientific Tools,]

What about these? You know how to use 'em?

[counterclocked]

I've seen a bunch of movies where people use them?

[this does not qualify him]

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[grinning]

I've seen a bunch of people use them too, from far away.

[that's like a movie, right?]

[counterclocked]

Did you work near a lab or something?

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Kinda? I work for the Vatican.

[how is that KINDA]

The Black Order's got a science division, so I sometimes hang out and watch.

week zero thursday

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[sometime thursday morning]

how are you feeling?

[counterclocked]

why did it have to be a drinking contest

why couldn't we fight satan in a mario kart showdown

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[help]

mario kart??

[counterclocked]

do you know what video games are

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games like league and solitaire right?

[he's got the spirit]

[counterclocked]

well

i

guess solitaire is a video game

week three, monday

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[IM PUTTING THEM IN GIGANTICA... in one of the houses, did lavi convince hunter to explore with him, yes he did.]

I really don't understand hell.....

[he's examining a giant slipper]

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I've kind of learned it's easier not to question it.

[peers at the shoe also, squinting]

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Yeah? What else have you learned? Got any advice for a newbie?

[imagine this shoe is a croc. wow.... the memories it brings back]

[counterclocked]

Well, you could—

[SUDDENLY THEY GET DROPPED INTO A HOLE IN THE GROUND]

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[THE HOLE!!! Lavi is lucky enough not to land on his head ig, but he does land on his ass.]




Ow...! You okay, Hunter...?