I only needed it to keep a low profile. [Even though he did not disguise himself in any other way and wore his Order uniform under it anyway... why is he so STUPID] It'll get in the way now.
[HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT KANDA MEANS FROM THE CHURCH SPECIFICALLY?
he still eyes him like this is the funniest thing,]
You tried to kill someone.
[and possibly others, he's sure there are others. even though he gets it because well occupational hazards means trying to stab weird looking people and also normal looking people if they step too close to you]
[You expect me to keep track of all the secrets I was supposed to be keeping... me headcanonning that Kanda just doesn't care because he hates the Order as my excuse for him blabbing to everyone]
I don't know their names. [HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE'S NAMES] But they need to get out of the way once they show up. It's only a matter of time, with their symbol all over this place.
[So to him it was faster to just say HEY, MONSTERS, SO SKEDADDLE]
[He's rapidly remembering how annoying Lavi is actually
BUT FINE... he takes a minute to think about it, and by think about it I mean to pick out the only people he's mentally clocked as tolerable]
The short redhead by the fire. [Ashlyn] And the spike-head with the fake Crown Clown. [Cloud..... he told more people than that but he doesn't care about them
Also]
There's a weirdo made of metal who said he used to be human. But he's not with any branch of the Order. [Sus!! He didn't seem like an Akuma but he's WEIRD]
So Ashlyn and Cloud. [oh he likes them too!!! kanda didn't say he likes them, well just mentioning them counts as like in Kanda's book,
he does tilt his head at the 'weirdo made of metal who said he used to be human' though,]
The Hill of the Boot guy? [im sorry to boothill if lavi finds out what his actual name is later] He said he's a Galaxy Ranger. He travels to different planets to fight crime, like space police!
[it sounds so fake but lavi is obviously intrigued]
[LISTEN for now he thinks they'll only be here for a couple of days before they find the Innocence that trapped them here and go home like usual... it'll be different once he learns they're properly stuck and then different again when people start dropping like flies]
Whatever. [They don't need to believe it they just need to not be in his way when he starts swinging] If they made him crazy, it's not our problem.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
no subject
…What, you want me to wear it or something?
[BOYFRIEND COAT…]
no subject
I only needed it to keep a low profile. [Even though he did not disguise himself in any other way and wore his Order uniform under it anyway... why is he so STUPID] It'll get in the way now.
no subject
You were keeping a low profile?
[WAS HE? WAS HE REALLY?]
no subject
Sound less surprised.
[HE MAY NOT BE SUBTLE BUT HE CAN EVADE THE ORDER ON THE POWER OF HATRED ALONE OKAY also Marie and Lenalee covered for his ungrateful ass but listen]
no subject
he still eyes him like this is the funniest thing,]
You tried to kill someone.
[and possibly others, he's sure there are others. even though he gets it because well occupational hazards means trying to stab weird looking people and also normal looking people if they step too close to you]
no subject
[DID SHE LOOK LIKE AN AKUMA... NO... BUT SHE LOOKED SUSPICIOUS]
no subject
Yeah, that is weird. [well he unfortunately gets it,] But you could have at least waited until you found Mugen before starting fights.
no subject
no subject
Maybe you would have known if we worked together.
[DON'T HARASS KANDA FOR DOING HIS OWN THING]
no subject
You weren't helping.
[TALKING TO PEOPLE IS HELPING, KANDA!!!!]
no subject
I could've told you about the leeches.
[HMPH.... hugs this coat for moral support]
Speaking of tellin', who else did you talk about Akuma to?
no subject
I don't know their names. [HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE'S NAMES] But they need to get out of the way once they show up. It's only a matter of time, with their symbol all over this place.
[So to him it was faster to just say HEY, MONSTERS, SO SKEDADDLE]
no subject
The pentagrams? [he looks thoughtful at that... and anyway] I don't disagree. I just wanna know so we don't waste time explaining to the same people.
[but im not nice so i will infodump on anyone who asks lavi]
I talked to Robin about 'em -- she's the real cute girl with the halo and angel wings.
[KANDA LIKE I DON'T CARE]
no subject
BUT FINE... he takes a minute to think about it, and by think about it I mean to pick out the only people he's mentally clocked as tolerable]
The short redhead by the fire. [Ashlyn] And the spike-head with the fake Crown Clown. [Cloud..... he told more people than that but he doesn't care about them
Also]
There's a weirdo made of metal who said he used to be human. But he's not with any branch of the Order. [Sus!! He didn't seem like an Akuma but he's WEIRD]
no subject
So Ashlyn and Cloud. [oh he likes them too!!! kanda didn't say he likes them, well just mentioning them counts as like in Kanda's book,
he does tilt his head at the 'weirdo made of metal who said he used to be human' though,]
The Hill of the Boot guy? [im sorry to boothill if lavi finds out what his actual name is later] He said he's a Galaxy Ranger. He travels to different planets to fight crime, like space police!
[it sounds so fake but lavi is obviously intrigued]
no subject
Also what the fuck]
Who would believe a stupid story like that...
no subject
Probably the same people who'll believe us about the Order and Akuma.
[THEIR STORY SOUNDS PRETTY STUPID TOO]
no subject
Whatever. [They don't need to believe it they just need to not be in his way when he starts swinging] If they made him crazy, it's not our problem.
[JUST ASSIGNS BOOTHILL A NUTCASE]
no subject
Right, speaking of problems... [he drapes the coat over his left arm and pulls out his miniscule hammer with his left,] My hammer's not working.
[hello bob the builder]
Won't change shape no matter how hard I try.
no subject
Predictably, Kanda's expression darkens like a stormcloud.]
Mugen won't activate either.
[But they're not broken??? So what the fck]
no subject
...There's no way dark matter can do that to Innocence. [can it destroy it?? yeah... but to render it inert...?
the other option is that they're no longer accommodators but]
We should ask around, see if anyone else's items are the same.
no subject
He just doesn't want to socialize]
no subject
Maybe other people have abilities like us that they can't use! And it'd be helpful to know what they can do, just in case.
no subject
no subject
Yuu......
[YUUUUuUUuUUuuuUUU]
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)
(no subject)