yuu!! yuu!!! yuu!!!!!!

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week 3 tuesday

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[heads back to the house!!]

Yuu!!

[YELLING FOR KANDA!!!]

Yuu -- where [GIGGLE] are y-you -- [LAUGHSNORT] oh god --

[sixillusions]

[Oh god]

Stay out there if you're drunk-- [Wait shit] d-- l--- b--

[THE CURSE IS TRYING SO HARD TO OVERCOME HIS NATURAL ANTI-ROMANCE FORCE FIELD]

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[d-- l--- b--????? WHAT KiND OF MORSE CODE IS THIS

The way Lavi is flushed with the exertion of uncontrollable laughter, but pure relief shines on his face when he sees that Kanda is HERE!]

I'm not -- drunkgklsdfmfmfhehehe... [HE CLAPS A HAND OVER HIS MOUTH IN AGONY] I got -- cursed... again!!

[anyway he runs straight over to Kanda,]

You gotta help me...!

[sixillusions]

[IT'S NOT MORSE CODE IT'S THE CURSE TRYING TO MAKE HIM SAY ENDEARMENTS]

That's because you're--so curseable--

[IS THIS FLIRTY????]

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[IS THIS FLIRTY???]

S'not my fault!!! [CLINGS ONTO HIM] Wait, what's -- hehe -- wrong with you...?

[sixillusions]

[IGNORES THE QUESTION]

And how exactly can I help with this, beauti--

[CLAMPS HIS MOUTH SHUT]

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What?

[sixillusions]

[STARES AT HIM WITH MURDER IN HIS EYES]

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Did you just call me beautiful?

[sixillusions]

[LIFTS UP MUGEN

HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS CURSE IF HE JUST DOESN'T TALK]

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[WELL NOW HOLD ON

he puts his hands up, giggling intermittently,]

Wait -- at least wait until I'm in bed before you knock me out!

[sixillusions]

[He's so tempted to knock him out anyway... but he sighs turns to stomp back up the stairs

Lavi can follow, like a BETA]

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[STOP he follows after him, giggling -- but it's the strained giggles of someone who's at his utmost limit... starts undressing.... to get ready for bed... heeheehee]

Do you think enough people noticed that I was in love at the party?

[is kanda the right person to ask this........ no but that's why lavi is asking in the first place]

[sixillusions]

[What the hell kind of question]

What?

[There's no way to make this a flirty "what"]

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[HE PINCHES HIS NOSE]

Did you notice me acting weird with Suguru? The worm guy. The guy with black hair who's always around the kid with white hair and sunglasses.

[PLEASE... HE'S BEGGING]

[sixillusions]

[STOP HE MEANT WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY "DID ENOUGH PEOPLE NOTICE"]

How could I not notice you?

[:blobcoy: except it's also :unamused:]

1/2

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[when you could fluster like a bottom but this is still the weirdest thing you've ever heard kanda say that you feel more freaked out instead]

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[don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh don't laugh]

Yuffie said the other succubus is looking for their partner. So I thought I should throw them off the scent a little.

[sixillusions]

[....]

You made a scene on purpose...

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[HEHEHEHE]

Hehehe. Pretty smart of me, right?

[sixillusions]

[IS HE STILL GIGGLING OR DID HE FAKE THAT TOO

HE LOOKS SO ANNOYED]

Nobody wanted to hear about you kissing-- [...

FIGHT IT

FIGHT THE URGE

HE'S WINNING HE'S DOING IT HE'S CLENCHING HIS TEETH--]

Except me-- FUCKING SHIT--

[He'll be less irritated about this by tomorrow when it wears off because the talking curses aren't that bad BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S SOOO ANNOYING]

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[HE'S STILL GIGGLING HE DID NOT FAKE THE 12 HOUrS OF CUrSED LAUGHTEr

WHICH HE WISHED HE FAKED BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO INSANELY STArT LAUGHING AGAIN... instead he pulls at his collar, as if to fan himself.]

I could tell you about it if ya want.

[then he crosses the room and slams his hand on the wall next to kanda]

Or maybe I should show you instead?

[sixillusions]

[Do you think about how Lavi is so freakishly tall

I do

Anyway he obviously immediately tries to punch him again but I rolled a 2 so I guess he partially reopens his injury and misses because of it

Damn]

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[HE JUST STARTS BLEEDING OUT!!!!!!

Lavi rears back to dodge except Kanda misses anyway, and then his eyes immediately dart to his wound because that's the only reason he'd miss in the first place --]

Yuu -- shit, let me see --

[it's alpha week but even if it wasn't alpha week Lavi would still grab Kanda by his swinging arm and maneuver him to the bed so he can yank up his shirt and see how this fcking WOUND OPENED AGAIN]

[sixillusions]

[Yeah this is how I get my death

He should probably reestablish dominance but he's distracted by the pain and then by Lavi YANKING AT HIS CLOTHES... his bandages are probably a little red now but it's fine he's healed for (checks notes) three whole days, surely that is decent progress by murdergame standards]

I'm fine, Stupid Rabbit. [Leave it there leave it there leave it there FIGHT IT OFF FIGHT IT OFF FIGHT IT OFF] If you wanted my clothes off you could've just asked-- [GODDAMMIT]

I'm going to sleep.

[HE'S JUST GOING TO SLEEP IT OFF AND ABANDON LAVI TO HIS PLIGHT]